My Shopify Expert Has @Gmail Address – E-Commerce Roast Shirt

Because nothing screams “trust me with your store” like a Gmail address.

This sarcastic Clowns of E-Com tee calls out every “Shopify Expert” who vanishes the moment checkout breaks. It’s sharp, minimal, and painfully accurate—your new uniform for client calls, audits, and ad-spend therapy sessions.

• Material: 100% cotton (soft, durable, pre-shrunk)
• Fit: Classic unisex for daily wear
• Design: Bold white text on solid background for maximum irony
• Printing: High-quality DTG print built to survive the next Shopify update

Warning: Wearing this may result in spontaneous confessions from “experts” still billing hourly for theme edits.

Product: Gildan G500 Adult 5.3 oz. T-Shirt

• 5.3 oz.,
• 100% preshrunk cotton
• Antique (Cherry Red, Jade Dome, Irish Green, Sapphire, Orange) and Sport Grey are 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Sunset, Safety Pink, Russet, Neon (Green, Blue), Midnight, Lilac, Blackberry, Tweed, Safety Green, S. Orange, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, and Heather (Military Green, Radiant Orchid, Red, Sapphire) are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
• Seamless rib at neck
• Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
• Tear away label
• Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
• Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
• 7/8" collar
• Classic fit