The Inbox Circus

They promised overnight success. You got another cold email written by a bot in a cheap suit.

Clowns of E-Com is RM Outpost’s running roast of the wildest sales pitches and “next-big-thing” tools that land in our inboxes. From fake SEO fixes to “AI stores that run themselves,” this collection celebrates the chaos of e-commerce life—with humor, caffeine, and zero filters.

• 🧢 SEO – E = SO | Who Cares? – because sometimes the only metric that matters is your sanity
• 📈 Guaranteed #1 on Google – we ranked this shirt ourselves
• 💌 I Fixed Your Store With One Email – still waiting on results
• 🤖 AI Made This Pitch – and it shows

Printed on premium blanks. Shipped fast. Designed for anyone who’s ever been promised “passive income” by someone who’s never run a store.

Because the hustle’s real, but the clowns are louder.